| Source | |
| Appearances | 10 |
| Goals | 18 |
| Assists | 0 |
| Saves | 0 |
| Cards | 0 |
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| Source | |
| Appearances | 10 |
| Goals | 18 |
| Assists | 0 |
| Saves | 0 |
| Cards | 0 |
| Season | Appearances | Goals Scored | Assists | Yellow Card | Red Card | Goals Saved |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Season 1 2023 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Season 2 2023 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Season 3 2023 | 2 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Season 1 2024 | 3 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Season 2 2024 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Date | For | Against | Goals | Assists | YCard | RCard | Saves |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 03/07/2023 | Clapham Cheek Clappers | Puyol pants down FC | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 14/08/2023 | Clapham Cheek Clappers | Blue Balls FC | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 21/08/2023 | Clapham Cheek Clappers | FC Glonk | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 11/09/2023 | Clapham Cheek Clappers | Puyol pants down FC | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 23/10/2023 | Clapham Cheek Clappers | FC Glonk | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 06/11/2023 | Clapham Cheek Clappers | Unathletico Madrid | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 11/03/2024 | Clapham Cheek Clappers | Woy Hodgson's 5's FC | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 15/04/2024 | Clapham Cheek Clappers | Ruud Van Nipplejoy | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 29/04/2024 | Clapham Cheek Clappers | Highfield Cobras | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 17/06/2024 | Clapham Cheek Clappers | Tinchy Sneijder | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |