| Source | Search Engine |
| Appearances | 18 |
| Goals | 36 |
| Assists | 0 |
| Saves | 0 |
| Cards | 0 |
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| Source | Search Engine |
| Appearances | 18 |
| Goals | 36 |
| Assists | 0 |
| Saves | 0 |
| Cards | 0 |
| Season | Appearances | Goals Scored | Assists | Yellow Card | Red Card | Goals Saved |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Season 1 2023 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Season 2 2023 | 7 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Season 3 2023 | 4 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Season 1 2024 | 5 | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Season 2 2024 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Date | For | Against | Goals | Assists | YCard | RCard | Saves |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 03/07/2023 | Clapham Cheek Clappers | Puyol pants down FC | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 17/07/2023 | Clapham Cheek Clappers | JJ FC | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 24/07/2023 | Clapham Cheek Clappers | The Disciples | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 21/08/2023 | Clapham Cheek Clappers | FC Glonk | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 04/09/2023 | Clapham Cheek Clappers | JJ FC | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 11/09/2023 | Clapham Cheek Clappers | Puyol pants down FC | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 25/09/2023 | Clapham Cheek Clappers | Blue Balls FC | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 02/10/2023 | Clapham Cheek Clappers | Ruud Van Nipplejoy | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 23/10/2023 | Clapham Cheek Clappers | FC Glonk | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 30/10/2023 | Clapham Cheek Clappers | The Disciples | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 06/11/2023 | Clapham Cheek Clappers | Unathletico Madrid | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 29/01/2024 | Clapham Cheek Clappers | BT FC | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 26/02/2024 | Clapham Cheek Clappers | Ruud Van Nipplejoy | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 18/03/2024 | Clapham Cheek Clappers | Highfield Cobras | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 08/04/2024 | Clapham Cheek Clappers | BFC | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 22/04/2024 | Clapham Cheek Clappers | The Disciples | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 20/05/2024 | Clapham Cheek Clappers | Woy Hodgson's 5's FC | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 10/06/2024 | Clapham Cheek Clappers | Young Boys FC | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |